[IC Contact for Abax] Leave a message.

[doomhoops]

[ Because Alex doesn't know how to hasn't bothered changing his voicemail message, you hear Abax's default. And considering he doesn't know how to hasn't bothered to hack his phone (not that it would stick) you get to look at the most derpy icon he has. ]

"Thank you for calling 08-51-62. We're afraid they've been sent to the Abax Morgue and are scheduled for their autopsy at approximately [CURRENT TIME]. Please leave a brief message to be played at their memorial service or try your call again later."

[ You hear a delightful little ‘BEEP’ and are free to leave a message up to ten minutes long. ]