Baby shark knows what's up

[doomhoops]

Comments

[token_vengeance]

GLOAT AND I WILL TAKE THAT AWAY, ALEX.

[doomhoops]

8( BUT HE WORKED SO HARD ON HIS SCOWLING AND AWKWARD STANDOFFISHNESS TO BE JUUUST LIIIIKE YOOOOU, DAAAAD

[token_vengeance]

YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME SWIMMING LESSONS TOO YOU KNOW.

[doomhoops]

.......CAN HANK MAKE ME SOME X-FLOATIES FIRST?

[token_vengeance]

Do I need to dock points for using flotation devices and energy diapers?

[doomhoops]

...This is going to be one of those 'shove him off and hope he doesn't die' affairs, isn't it?

[token_vengeance]

I would never do anything like that. Ever.

[doomhoops]

................No, of course not. :| What was I thinking. You are practically a bundle of warm fuzzy blankets of parental nurturing.

[token_vengeance]

Yes, actually. I just happen to set the blankets on fire occasionally.

[doomhoops]

That, good sir, is arson. And illegal. Tsk tsk. You could go to jail for that.

[token_vengeance]

And you would know a lot about that place wouldn't you. /troll

[doomhoops]

B( Yeah, I know a nice cell with a great view of jackshit I can recommend. /why you gotta hate bro